president obama still haseight months left in office before his second term is up. naturally, this is a timeto look back on all he's accomplished overthe past eight years. you know, i was going to makea joke about this, but i -- [ laughter ] i don't think it needs a joke. i think it needsto be slow jammed. you know what i'm talking about,tariq?
yeah, jimmy. i think you're saying you'd liketo slow jam this news. that's right.i wanna slow jam the news. and i'm not the only one. [ cheers and applause ] hello. i'm president barack obama, and i, too, would liketo slow jam this news. hit me eight times!
♪♪ it's been an honorand a privilege to serve as your presidentover the past eight years. when i first took office,our nation was facing one of the worst recessionsin its history. since then, we've addedmore than 14 million new jobs and loweredthe unemployment rate to under 5%. through the actionsof my administration,
we were able to stimulatethe economy and get our countryback on track. aww, yeah. president obama stimulatedlong-term growth. in both the publicand the private sector. in 2008, the countrywasn't feeling in the mood. it was too tired, stressed,said it had a headache. but barack lit some candlesand got some silky satin sheets. ♪ silky satin sheets now ♪
told the american people,"yes, we can." ♪ yes, we can,it's all right ♪ ♪ he created tons of jobsfor you and me ♪ ♪ and he's got one more leftfor hillary ♪ as president, i'm proud of the many progressive steps our country has takenin recent years, both sociallyand environmentally. the united stateshas been a leader
in developing clean energy to ensure the health of ourplanet for future generations. thanks tothe affordable care act, an additional20 million americans now have accessto quality health care. and same-sex couples acrossthe country now have a constitutional rightto marry. [ cheers ] in short,
climate change is real, health care is affordable, and love is love. mm, mm, mmm. commander in preach! you gotta listen to my man,bareezus. he's accomplished a lotin eight years. even when congress triedto block him, he found a way inthrough the back door.
when republicans...gave him lemons, he made so much lemonade, beyonc㩠started calling him"baracky with the good hair." ♪ barackywith the good hair ♪ ♪ his first two termsended in such a hurry ♪ ♪ wish he could go for threelike my man steph curry ♪ and now...there will be no third term. i can't stay forever. besides, daddy's gota hawaiian vacation booked
in about...223 days. but who's counting? that being said, the american people facean important decision this fall. the entire worldis watching, and they look to usfor stability and leadership. now, i know someof the presidential candidates have been criticalof my foreign policy. i don't want to nameany names.
♪ he's talkingabout donald trump ♪ but i believeit is of the utmost importance to work alongsideother world leaders. that's why i signedthe iran nuclear deal. that's why we reopeneddiplomatic ties with cuba. and that's why i negotiatedthe new trade deal called the trans-pacific partnership,or tpp. now, hold on there,"prez dispenser." are you sayingyou're down with tpp?
yeah, you know me. look, jimmy, the tppallows american businesses to sell their productsboth at home and abroad. the more we sell abroad, the more higher-paying jobswe provide here at home. it's that simple. so -- so whatyou're saying is, this trade deal will help puteveryday americans back to... ♪ work, work, work,work, work, work ♪
♪ he put us back to work,work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ he put us back to... ♪ ♪ work, work, work,work, work ♪ now, mr. president,since you're here, i got to ask, have you been watching allthe election coverage this week about donald trump? no, but i have been watchingmy new favorite show, "orangeis not the new black." whoa, whoa, whoa.
i'm gonna need youto netflix and chill. i get it if you're a littlewound up after all this time. i mean, i can't imaginewhat it'd be like to do the same jobfor eight straight years. jimmy,you probably never will. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ does obamacarecover burns? ♪ america's best daysare still yet to come. thank you, mr. president,for all that you've done.
♪ this country's on track,and that is a fact ♪ ♪ once you go barack,you will never go back ♪ ♪ thank you for leadingthe red, white, and the blue ♪ and that is howwe slow jam the news. oh, yeah. [ finale plays ] give it up for the presidentof the united states, barack obama!
double mic drop! we'll be right backwith more of "the tonight show!" come on, everybody!
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